Posted by French Twin
December 16th, 2010 
23 Comments
The Curious Case of R&K
In our previous post, we promised you another theory…
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Why R&K don’t have to worry about aging? Why?? *drumsssssz*
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Well…
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Robert and Kristen discovered THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH!
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YES!
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Their holy sexy bodily fluids! Taadaaa!
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There are a lot of scientific evidences proving sex slows down the maturing process and even makes you look younger.
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That’s for regular sex. Now…
… imagine how it is for regular HolySex!
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HolyFountainOfYouth aka HolySex makes them look younger…
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Remember when they had to be apart to work in Summer 2009?
They were hot? Yes.
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But they also seemed tired. With dark rings under their eyes…
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And look at them now! #pedoalert (not really pedo but pedofanfics ruined us)
Pedoalert
Pedoalert
Pedoalert
Taadaaa!
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So young! Rob seems to have so much energy!
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So cute!
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And what about Kris??
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Pedoalert!
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Is it 2008 again? O_o
It seems like it…
… look Rob and Kris hot and very YOUNG.
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… And now, look!
2010
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YOUNGER, STILL!
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It’s almost dangerous!
What if they keep ingesting so much holyjizz and holycum?
What’s NEXT??
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oh.
ok.
I think we’re prepared 
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what do you think, girls? Holysex is the fountain of youth or what? lol
Pics from we don’t remember where, probably wonderland.
Tags: edward, holysex, kristen stewart, robert pattinson
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OMG!!You are so right!!!!;)
Bless the holy bodily fluids… they keep our BB’s young… and satisfied [OMRP/OMKS]… and MOISTURIZED. UNF UNF UNF
I ADORE the photo of them returning from Brazil!! Did they love being there or WHAT? Both look so relaxed, stress free, smooth skin… Hmmm, it’s the MOISTURIZING I TELL YA!
*giggles* Nobody makes me happy like you BB’s when you blog… xxx
Yes yes holyjizz is good for their skin! They look relaxed and sated in all the last pics… UNFFF *moist*
<3
@GaelleLovesMax
whoaa there!love this theory!
So can I buy that product of their holyjizz and holycum? i can imagine, motto of the brand is HOLYSEX IS THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH..or maybe they can release *coughsextapecough* so we can learn learn sumthing, like tutoring..see TWIN??!this is how you make me #delusional lol
Hahahaha I’d buy that tutorial and little bottles of holyjizz, just like that:
http://robertandkristen.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/il_fullxfull.73155700.jpg
<3
@GaelleLovesMax
Ok welcome chez twinsanes I must add… We’re totally not creepy.
I just missed you guissee!!!
I think they should solely use the holyjizz and holycum and not share it. And we will all just try to find that fountain of youth..
Rob.carrying.babies… I wanna see Kristen carry while Rob is besides her… LOL
IKR?? I SO wanna see that too <3
But we can lick some great manips while we wait… wdyt?
http://twitpic.com/3fy7vd
OMG that was.. That made my day!!!
Im changing my mind… Maybe after they procreate.. Im all for them selling those holyfluids so they can share that beauty regimen and we can have flawless youthful skin as well… and the hot sex..
He’ll yes that holy peen fluid.. Deliscous MOISTorizer.. Mmmm we all need some that! Maybe kris can bottle it someday. “winks”
Becs, did you see what G got??? lolll
http://robertandkristen.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/il_fullxfull.73155700.jpg
A. FCKN. SAMPLE. #notreally ;D
God Bless the holy sexy bodily fluids. Cuz those are a must..LOL I totally agree that all that hot sex they have, and u know there’s a lot of it… is the fountain of youth! The photo of them returning from brazil is living proof of your theory. UNF!
They should sell their holy body fluids on e-bay. I’d buy it. JS. x
ps: That’s just really creepy. I should behave.
pps: Or not.
ppps: please don’t.
pppps: you should always be creepy like that. <3 it!
(creepyisthenewsexy,stalkingmeanslove,crazyisnormal)
“Stalkingmeanslove” thats totally me!
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HOLY SHIT U GIRLS ARE TOTALLY RIGHT!!! LMAO!!
Holy body fluids batman! oh if only one drop….. J/K Kris or not…. LOL
Love ya girls <3 and i need more theories lol Mwah
The exchange of holy fluids is a sacred daily (several times) ritual with them. They keep this up they’ll never age! Since I see no stopping them and their hotness for each other, we’ll be seeing them looking young and beauitful even when we’re old. *bows down to the holy couple*
Like Bee said, they should totally sell it. I’d buy it. And that’s not creepy. Not creepy at all.
we’re giving free samples: http://robertandkristen.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/il_fullxfull.73155700.jpg
…if you’re aiming a perfect-holy-skin like Kristen’s, apply it daily as a holyfacial, as she does! ;’@
u have AMAZING theory !! well … u should get a Professor degree for all the R/K beauty secret
Great post again, girls! I’ve missed your science discoveries, this is a WIN one!
The exchange of holy bodily fluids…It gives them strenght & beauty LOL!
In an old interview Rob said he was worried his holypeen would fall..I guess it’s not like that, Rob!!
*hugs*
-Deb
Oh, I forgot to mention the end of the post….That pic with the baby always makes me go like awwwww…. <3
-Deb
OMG – I begged for this and I am so late for the PARTAY……….. YES YES YES….I need LOT and lot and lots of HOLY SPARKLING PEEN FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH JUICE….I am not sure hubs is working the same. His seems to be making me age. Please don’t tell him. LOL
OMG I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE YOU SO MUCH YOUR THEORIES KEEPING ME ALIVEEE!!!!!!!!!
Thankyou, XOXO