R&K – Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson – Robsten

So… it’s behind the scenes night, yes?

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G&I will take a ride along with the latest WFE awesomeness to present you the silliest, the weirdest, the greatest show on earth!

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The one and onlyyyy…

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Twinsane theory’s behind the scenes!

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BraGirl2: Let’s start this pro-pervie convo, then *puts glasses on*

French Twin: *puts glasses on too* you know more about it, since you read the book. Honestly, the trailers look really mysterious.

BraGirl2: oh, I thought you’re gonna pull the “you’re the older perv” card… *phew* I think it’s nice because you have the point of view of someone who is going to see the movie first. And I have the POV of someone who… um… my POV. o_0

French Twin: Best old POV. (you)

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French Twin: I really, really love AngryRob.

BraGirl2: *drooling* It’s awesome…

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BraGirl2: This scene is my favorite so far. You know why.

French Twin: um, because it’s sad?

BraGirl2: no, because the holy tongue is SO big, OMRP!

oh, yeah, baby…

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French Twin: LMAO!!! He could be calling *insert BG2 RL name* you know? It sounds almost like Marlena…

BraGirl2: SHUT UUUP, it sounds more like G***!!!

French Twin: o_o

BraGirl2: IT DOES.

French Twin: um no. And, God, my name sucks. I want Rob to call me something else. Whatever he wants.

BraGirl2: He can call me whatever he wants too… (sorry, holytongue makes me st00pid)

French Twin: (lmao) I vote for “TWINSANE!” Yep. It sounds good.

BraGirl2: YES. That’s what he’s calling: TWINSANE, KRISTEN SAID YES! *cough* to the holy4some *cough* …that’s totally not it, dagnabit. Oh, well.

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French Twin: My take on this scene: Rob is walking in the woods near me. And I’m switching on the light to my bedroom. Tadaaa!

BraGirl2: ahahahahahaha. He’s totally hornified by you, twin!

French Twin: I don’t live near the woods at all lol

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BraGirl2: this still… such a bad boy…

French Twin: oh god, one of my fav pics. He looks like he’s pleading her… for what?

BraGirl2: his injured lip… very enchanting.

French Twin: My panties love this pic.

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BraGirl2: his smirk always ruins my panties as well…

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BraGirl2: oh, wet Rob…

French Twin: oh, wet me

BraGirl2: you know who sees/touches that wet holyhair in the daily basis… (not talking about ‘wet you’) (or maybe I am)

French Twin: lol you got me confused here.

BraGirl2: ahahaha. Mindfuck, twin.

French Twin: yep, this research is too smart for me now.

BraGirl2: shut up… nothing is too smart for you. You get distracted by wet Rob wetting you, that’s all.

French Twin: talking about wet, this elephant must have been with this smirk…

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French Twin: o_o very distracted, Yes.

BraGirl2: wet elephant, for sure. That’s why it’s called “Water for Elephants”.

French Twin: LMAOOOO!

BraGirl2: Because Thai had to drink a LOT of water to avoid being dehydrated after so many wet-inducing smirks from Rob.

French Twin: I concur with this hypothesis, colleague *pulls glasses to clean it*

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BraGirl2: I mean… being touched like that by the holyfingers?? I’d be asking for water as well…

French Twin: that’s creepily hornifying…

BraGirl2: totally creepily (kinda slashy) hornifying, yeah.*cough*wannarubtheholytrunk*cough* If only he’d let me… gah.

French Twin: unf, He’s so sweet with it… the trunk… well, you see.

BraGirl2: does he touch every trunk like that? like, if it were his trunk… would he touch it? and how would he touch it? So many questions… so little time… *sigh*

French Twin: so many researches to do.

BraGirl2: it demands much more observing, twin, on trunks, and on Rob. It’s going to be hard.

French Twin: trunks are a hard subject, yeah. But we can do it.

BraGirl2: yeah, we like deep subjects. Always.

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So, that’s how a silly/creepy theory is born, sweeties!

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Now, so you won’t be disappointed, let’s take a look at a REAL behind the scenes… a Rob behind the scenes show! Smirks, dances and all!

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who wants to run after him?? \o.