Posted by bragirl2
March 26th, 2011 
41 Comments
Time Machine
Insane as we are, we believe time is really relative. Present, past and future often mix together in our shared brain.
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We already saw here that time runs differently for R&K…
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Now, we invite you, girls, to a trip in the Holy Time Machine!
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So… Hop on!
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Uh-oh. We were not supposed to travel so far in time… but aww! 
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Let’s adjust this thing a little *presses all the buttons at once*
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Oh! Hi, young Aaanndrew! Have you seen young Rob?
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There you are… already swooning the giggles out of silly girls, right? 
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Many couples play the I-wish-we-had-met-before…how-would-it-be-if-we-had-met-as-teens…would-you-like-me-as-a-high-schooler games. nope? just me? mk. Let’s pretend R&K do this too…
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After all, it could have been Rob in this photoshoot…
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Tom: “Rob, I think I met the perfect girl for you today!”
Rob:”What’s her problem?”
T:”No, man, shut up. She’s really great but… yeah, she’s 14″
R:”ARE YOU NUTS? I’M NOT A PEDO! If she were 18 or… 17, at least…”
T:”ok, ok, I won’t say another word…”
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Yes, it was written! But how would it have been if it was too soon?
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I mean, Kristen’s brothers would have most certainly killed Rob…
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Cameron: “Stay away from that guy, Kris”
Kris: “Shut up, nobody tells me what to do”.
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Ok, maybe with Kristen by his side Rob would have had a chance…
If he survived her brothers we would have certainly enjoyed this…
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and this…
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sooner!
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with young Rob…
Jailbait?
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and young Kristen…
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Brunette…
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And blonde…
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Oh, my… imagine all the guilt we’d have felt! Like, lusting after such a young couple!
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We’d not have been alone, of course… In lust, we have many friends
poor Chandler! I mean, Matthew… we can relate to that my friend.
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well, at least I was 9 or 10 when she was 4… lol
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*clears throat* um, I mean… young Kristen and young Rob were already holy. All we have to do is put them together…
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Even if it only happens in our insane minds… it’s good enough.
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Maybe we can’t change the past… but we sure can enjoy the present…
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And hope for the future…
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Even if it’s supposed to be top secret
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Images are from everywhere, mostly tumblr. Ask us for credit if anything belongs to you the way R&K belong together… since young age.
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Tags: Andrew Garfield, kristen stewart, love, robert pattinson, TomStu, video
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So cute!!!
Their story was writen …
I loved to travel in your Time Machine
Kisses
thanks for choosing Twinsane Airlines, hon! We enjoy every flight, ride and dream along with you
I can’t get pass the first pic. So freaking ADORABLE. Bay Stew and Rob are sooooo cute…
Damn, I meant baby Stew and Rob, lol
No need to correct, hon, I’m fluent in Typos – my native language.
That first manip I made years ago only using my left hand -__- #notreally
It’s poorly done, but I love it too
thx for stoping by, bb <3
OMG! They were so young. Even watching them thru the first 3 Twi movies….how they’ve grown. And now all I can think is disgusting pervy things about them. Doing it. Together. over and over and over. I FLOVE THEM…can’t wait to see them grow old together….oh wait, they’re vampires now….They won’t! LOL <3s
MTE, dear C… MFTE. lol
Hi Twins!
They were destined to be together. I love BlondeStew so much. Andrewwww is so freaking adorable.
Rob and Kristen, what’s to say? Made for each other. They make my pedo heart skip a beat.
And Matthew Perry, that line forms to the left.
Hugs,
CL07
our pedohearts too, hon… and Aaanndrew? DW. unf.
also, Matthew will face a loooonnng line!
“They make my pedo heart skip a beat. ” You read our mind girl
<3
G
Dear Pedotwins hearts, loved this cute post. I might have growled at some pictures, because you know… *ahem*.
I miss them so much! Thank you for updating and the funny lovely words. mwah! <3
ly both.
I think I know exactly the pictures that made you growl, sweet bee…
ily <3
Oh Bee, you make me growl every time you mention… you know *ahem*.
<3
CreepyG
It is written. Cute young R/K are super cute! Ha!
super, super cute! ha, ha!
flove you, wifey <3
You ladies do the best research. Those 2 have always been so photogenic. I guess that’s just 1 more reason for me to be jealous of them. *sigh*
we’re kind of lazy, we use the pics that fall on our laps and fit the silly thoughts we have. lol
now, you made me wonder… is jealousy bigger than lust as a sin? umm… must research that. or wait for the answer to fall on my lap.
So friggin sweet. pedo Matthew. “giggles” what would Monica say? Lol The Andrew pic. Never seen it so cute! Damn they make me old for admiring their pretty faces.
Monica would probably be too busy lusting after young Rob!
and I thought I was the only one feeling old around here! um, I try to think I’m Rob’s age (I mean, 98% of my brain is, so…)
Hehehe twin, we always said you were born a little too early but you chose the best place, remember?
You’re absolutely right. I remember reading Courtney Cox’s InStyle interview last year. She said “How old is he? I saw one picture of him and he looked dangerous; I like it,” she says of the Twilight star, 24. “That’s a really pretty face. I might feel insecure around him.”
Is it possilble not to love them? And Kristen is always perfect… blonde, brunette, doesnt matter
I can’t stop staring at young Andrew. He would have been my high school crush… oh wait, he’s older than me… Still, I’d have had dirty thoughts on him early.
<3
G
now, here’s a guy who’s exactly my age!
I’d totes crush on him in HS and we’d sigh along, twin… ***siiiiigh***
We have spoken of the holy handsomeness many times… while stunning at any age, R only gets better as time goes by. *sigh*
Tonight I curtsie to the natural beauty of his Princess – no matter her hair color or age, La Stew would have stopped The Pretty in his tracks… and ours.
GREAT post, love all the photos! ?
thank you, miss T! <3
they were meant to be, it doesn’t matter the point in their lives when they’d finally meet… they’d fall deep and their love would change the whole world. Well, my world at least!
What a cute post. Love young R/K piccies. Oh and young Andrew is so adorable:)
I concur, sweetie
pretty people will be pretty <3
dude…Can Ur time-machine make it more fast to the futuure??? Cause I soo dying to see how wonderful thier hollybaby is…:D….And thanks again 4 always made my sooooo graeaatt with Ur briliant update….Mwwuuaahh
umm…. now that’s a GREAT post idea right there… let me telepath it to G…
*received*
Awwww !!! Young Andrew … He’s so Cute !!!
Great POV as usual , my brilliant girl <3
I still believe Their Love is FATE .. it's Destiny .. Not only Rob & Kristen … Tom always included
Thank you ,
yes, Tom’s fate is to be their glue… past, present and future! sweet peeping boy
| I’ll take the ‘brilliant girl’ there just to hand it directly to G, who deserves it the most <3
Young Stewie, Rob and Andrew.. super cuute!!
Gooosh.. Now I need time machine..
i wanna see Prego-Stew –> *fastforward* –> DaddyRob, MammaStew pluss their little ‘thing’… awww..
yesss! that’s what duwiiwud was saying! greeeeat idea, btw **taking notes**
Awwwww love it bb <3 and some pics I had never seen LOL I alway found amazing how they seemed to be connected without even knowing each other…
I mean the PS with Tom.. and TYH with Eddie LOL
They were sooo meant to be! <3 It was written in fate.. if they hadn't met in that way.. they would surely meet some other way hehe <3 lovely post <3
So…ahem. Yeah, I’ve tried to get to the bottom of this post a few times to leave a comment. The first few times, I couldn’t seem to move past the honeymoon in Brazil gif. Then when I finally could tear my eyes from that, I kept getting distracted by other pics below.
These two are so pretty alone and much more together. Thanks for such a “distracting” picture timeline.
it’s reeeeally our pleasure, Kris… and, um, I have the impression one of your characters would really like this post too… idk, idk…
Just discovered your blog and have become addicted in record time. The posts are sweet, sexy, zany,hilarious…every adjective that adds spice to blandness. Speaking of age, is anyone dubious that Reese W. is playing a 21year old in WFE? She doesn’t look as young as Kristen,imo.
thanks, bb!
you’re very welcome to play with us here
I really enjoyed that vid of Kstew! And I didn’t know Matthew Perry has a crush on her! How cool is that?!?! Aww