Posted by bragirl2
April 19th, 2011 
28 Comments
Stolen Kiss
Water for Elephants’ premiere was a very entertaining circus.
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After many cockblocked-by-Dean hand holding pics, we had the most spectacular image… one we were all waiting for…
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…DA HOLEEH KISS!
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We had other holy kisses, yes. But this one had a special taste. Because as one of Rob’s favorite authors said:
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A lawful kiss is never worth a stolen one.
~Guy de Maupassant.
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Yes, baby.
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aw, the ring… :’)
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For the benefit of the porn*cough* I mean, science,
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We tried to investigate the reasons behind this gesture
- he’s a Pattinson, after all… and it’s all about gestures 
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And we came across the very meaningful words from another English man…
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Methinks no wrong it were if I should steal
From those two melting rubies one poor kiss;
None sees the theft that would the thief reveal,
Nor rob I her of aught which she can miss;
Nay, should I twenty kisses take away,
There would be little sign I had done so;
Why then should I this robbery delay?
~ Georges Wither.
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**takes deep breath**
~wait a sec, pornetry is my achilles tendon :’)
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As the naughty author of this sonnet,
our Rob seemed to be waiting for the right moment to…
Rob from Kiss… I mean, Kris.
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Well, he does like a stolen kiss…
And he is fast!
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Well, who wouldn’t like to enjoy such holy melting rubies…
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Also, the sweet heyitsk4 asked me today…
Isn’t it weird how Rob kissed her even though he knew that people were watching?
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She’s right, I mean… Kristen was all over the place…
just like the cat who ate the holy canary…
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So, why would Rob want to… provoke her like that?
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Yet another source says that a stolen kiss…
In the same it’s provocative, meaning that you have attitude and take control of the situation.
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This points exactly to the same place our previous theories concluded…
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DomRob, ladies.
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Since consistency is one characteristic to validate scientific theories…
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…now we can say our research is growing in the right direction.
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A very horny one. o_O
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credits to amazing editors on Tumblr, Robstenation for wonderland, Rob’s dominating tendencies and Kristen’s oh-so-cute blushing face.
I’m considering this my birthday present from R & K. The end.
I heard they ran out of tapes this week. I’m positive I ordered a sex one to you… dagnabit! Maybe next year? mk.
Pics or didn´t happ… oh, wait.
Well, vids or didn´t ha… hmmm, wait again.
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errr…. OK, a 500 words official statement, signed by Rob and Kris, their parents, brothers and sisters, agents, publicists, at least 2 execs from Summit, 1 from Fox, Mr and Mrs Obama, The Queen Elizabeth… and their pets (Jella and Bear) saying they are indeed in a romantic relationship and then maybe, just maybe…I´ll buy it.
I´m joking if you didn´t get it lol
Well, seems like all that´s left is the sex tape
YEP. me thinks so too!
Please to make it happen, R&K…
OMR they are so cute! I want to put them in my pocket
awwn! they’d fit? o_0
oh, maybe they could spoon there to fit better!
Epic day! The Holy Kiss!!!!!
And that was my first thought when he stole the kiss…DomRob. OMGGGGG
And from the way Kristen acted after the kiss…she LIKES it. VERY much so. heh
Thank you lovies. xxoo
I guess I’m in heaven…
I’ll never forget what WFE premiere gave to us.
Kris was there for him.And that dress,oh…that dress…I’m sure she dressed up for his only appreciation.
They’re reaLly cute and HOT.
“I’m sure she dressed up for his only appreciation.” wow. let me just… flatline a little_____________________________________
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This day was EPIC!! I looked like a crazy smiling all day at work lol
She was there for her man! to support him and be with him b/c she was going back to work the next day without him and he’s going to a Promo tour for WFE, how cute is that? and then the kiss! is like he’s saying “Yeah, crazies I’m taken, I’m hers and she’s MINE!!” lol Epic!!
Great post girls Love it!! Mwah!!!
Me too, bb.
My pokerface mask came out at work and it hit the floor. Loudly. <3
I still can’t stop squeeing. This is just so EPIC. The entire night. And let’s be honest….you kiss your man for you….it’s personal. She was shy because there were all sorts of papz flashing shizz in her face. She is just so damn cute. But did you see Rob’s face? That glowing huge grin? He loves that woman. He is so in love with her. If that was PR she would’ve done it up…she is an actress. They are finally letting us see them together and she is SHY! So cute and shy. Take that you haters! They are REAL!
Everything is about her, isn’t it? His special night and we were all… waiting for her. Since the beginning, he’s all about her. And we follow his lead. Because… she’s that good.
OMRP, I’m sappier than Rob! lol
I have nothing flippant to say….this is too sweet. EPIC Day…
That glorious man [in love] knew EXACTLY what he was doing and in front of whom…
My guess is that they had decided to let the chips fall where they may… however, Rob picked that moment to celebrate ALL of his conquests – and the most important one was just too delectably close to let slip away untouched.
‘She’s mine!” he thought as he invited her parents to his premiere… ‘She’s mine!’ he knew as they chose to wear color coordinated outfits [again]… ‘She’s mine!’ he exclaimed as they held hands in front of the crowds & photographers as they left the opening and hopped into the waiting limo… ‘I’m hers!’ he proved as they shared their moment of happiness & triumph – and the kiss was claimed from shy, smiling lips.
BEST day of the fandom ever – thanks Love for sharing it with us -
xxoo, red
I have nothing to add, just… http://bit.ly/eyCyFA
You those holykisses led to holyhumps inside the car, and naughtyholyhands all over the face. Thrust me.
That was sweet, and I can’t seem to be tired. I love how my stupid heart and little brain are easily satisfied.
mwah! Love you both.
Mine too. 48h later and I still have a silly smile on my face every time I remember HE FCKN STOLE A KISS.
My heart, Bee. My poor heart <3333
aww, thanks for this, bb…
I found the Stolen Kiss lesson, with those philosophy theories are hard to learn, BUT at the same time is easy to understand since we have so adorable and cute living example….hehehe.
I will never forget THIS DAY! <33
lesigh..great nite, and now great theory.flove it!rob face when stole the kiss priceless!and kristen’s face..awwww!shy bb gal
and btw did u notice, w 3 epic kissing they ‘shared’ to us, kristen always at the left (from our view at screen), any theory bout that?since ur my modern freud at all lol
http://twitpic.com/4mn8no
That stolen kiss…OMG iam so speechless!!! love them
its just so great to finally see them more relaxed, he is definitely over hiding it and she is just a shy but VERY lucky bunny, I’m so glad that they are starting to relax more in public, they are entitled to be able to PDA just like normal people and it makes my day to see their smiley faces.
Awww.. Stolen Kiss. one of my fave kiss now. *__* I think Rob must do stolen kiss more often in public.. lol
And that Face. Rob’s face. lustful face..
And i love this article said http://www.infdaily.com/2011/04/exclusive-pics-robert-pattinson-kristen-stewart-sneak-a-backseat-kiss.html
“From the look on Rob’s face, it’s clear Kristen’s got one of the world’s most lusted after guys wrapped around her finger!” lmaoo
thank u so much for the update hon <3
awww! they are beyond adorable!!! and those looks…he wants her, and no matter how shy she is, she wants him too…they want each other so bad…oh, yes they do! wait…wut? 0_o
anyways, i’m just imagining what were they doing when they entered their hotel room…UNF…i bet that cute little dress didn’t stay on her body for too long…
NGL,I love Rob’s dominating tendencies and Kristen’s oh-so-cute blushing face. ?
is that a new wedding pic or a manip? i like!
april 17th will go down in Robsten history! <3
wedding pic
[at least I think so o_0]
just wondering, like, this isn’t actually a comment on this post, although i do love this post, because i love everything you guys post on here, but i see that you’ve posted a new one and it’s password protected and err, how do i know the password? or have you now made this site private? sorry if i’m being a bother