R&K – Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson – Robsten

I don’t know about you, but I’m overwhelmed.

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So much prettiness, so much to lick, so, so much. But never enough

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Now imagine if you were not around these last days… and saw all the news, all the gossip, all the pics, all the videos… all at once!

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That’s pretty much what’s gonna happen to my French Twin as soon as she comes home, in a few hours. She left us for a week
*cough*visitinghotItalianguys*cough*
and the holy couple was out and about.

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“Kris, is G back yet? Oh, thank God. That BraGirl will stop whining, then… Hopefully.” German beer is amazing indeed!

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She has a LOT of catching up to do. Let’s help her? If I forget something, you please add in the comments, ok?
only 2% of a brain here after all!

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First, we got many pics of our sweet girl leaving The Couve…

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G saw when Rob stole her kiss in NY.. After that, he gave many interviews.

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Before the Today Show, a fan asked him a favor and he was all sweet about it…

awwn!

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On Ellen,  he showed a stripper video he searched himself – yeah o_O – and she taped one of the most interesting/creepiest videos ever… right in his dressing room.

how cute/adorkable is he?? I wanna eat his face, twin :’)

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ok, this isn’t fair… my poor ovaries.

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Moving on…

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…rappah Rob was on Kimmel .

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There he talked about MC Hammer…

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and, dude… MC Hammer talked about him too!

Full of win!

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I haven’t seen WFE yet and neither has G, so I’ll skip the first-weekend-talk… But there were many new pics because of it.

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many reviews, new BTS, screencaps, TV spots… this one is safe for WFE virgins like G&I lol

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and new hawt outtakes from the photo shoot that keeps on giving!

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Through USA Today he blew us a kiss…

“we miss you, G!”

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He pouted…

“yeah, K&BG2&I really miss her…”

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And he talked about things he wants to teach Bear!

sweet talker was like… “can you believe this guy?!” And I… “yeah?” *shrug*

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And what about Kristen, G’s Krisbian self may ask.
Besides new LolitaBella-ish outtakes…

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We saw her in the beginning of this week… early (and amazing) Monday to me.

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In pics that made us believe, quoting Bee, that heaven is green…
now take a deep breath, twin…

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Because there were wet playful bodies…

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…having fun at the beach, in the water…

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But they went through a challenge before that…

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Poor Rob… Luckily, he’s very smart (and he keeps clothes from set)

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Apparently, Rob had to stay some extra time in the water anyway…
to, um… chill out?

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is this real life? o_o ~Rob, can you play a surfer? Soon? HOW SOON?

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But it could’ve been worse I guess

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I mean, we know that the holycouple is good in keeping their control…

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Hence the bitchfaces (so, so hot) in the airport on their way to St. Thomas.

they look like a tired holycouple who didn’t have time to cuddle after holysex

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OBEY hat… DomRob much?
holy theories FTWin lol

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And take a look…

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Yeah, apparently not even a Dom can tame our fierce princess…

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nowimaginethemarksonplaceswecan’tsee. gah.

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Rob’s opinion about the holy circus of this last week is clear…

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…and all over the sweatshirt he wore to leave St. Thomas, go to Miami and Berlin…

Is all the ‘good luck’ Kristen’s? I mean, his middle finger is probably longer than this one he’s showing there… o_O

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Anyway,
now that you have seen at least ‘just the tip’ of everything that happened this week,
all you have to do, twin, is…

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credits to every hickey Rob has left on Kristen’s inner thighs.
I took pictures, links, editings everywhere, mostly on Robstenation & RPLife. Thanks, bbs <3